i just got/saw an american dollar for the first time in my life and wtf. i feel like im holding a fake bill from a board game or something
well canadian 100s smell like maple syrup, checkmate atheists
if this ain’t me
Licking up the tears
Mother Offscreen: What?
Child: She’s so cute.
Offscreen: She’s so cute?
Child: Yes.
Offscreen: The chihuahua likes you, baby. Maybe mommy will get you a dog, ok?
Child: -Continued crying-
Offscreen: What’s wrong, son? What’s wrong?
Child: She’s just beautiful.
Offscreen: She’s just beautiful?
i love seein old people with clothes on that says something like “together since 1954″. gives me hope that one day ill be together with someone since 1954
what to give them (in a relationship)
aries: a challenge
taurus: devotion
gemini: laughter
cancer: security
leo: attention
virgo: appreciation
libra: friendship
scorpio: truth
sagittarius: adventure
capricorn: commitment
aquarius: freedom
pisces: food 3 times a week and make sure their tank is clean or u will have to flush them down the toilet.
